RubberChickenMinistries.org is a digital, queer, non-theist, spiritual humanist ministry of Joy, Kindness and Love.

We recognize gods as allegorical representations of a spiritual reality that is neither quantifiable by, nor reducible to, a modern scientific approach.


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Our Founder: Brian Gryphon
Brian was baptized in the United Church of Canada as an infant and again in The Metropolitan Community Church of Toronto as an adult. Read more in Brian’s biography.

Brian is ordained in the world–wide congregation of Universal Life Church Ministers. He is licensed to perform weddings in Ohio and available to bless queer unions or other events of personal significance.

RCM does not hold regularly-scheduled services and Brian does not deliver sermons or lectures on a regular basis. He does offer blog posts that touch on various aspects of living queer in this modern world. Most particularly, posts in the LGBTiTQQ2S category and the Politics And More category in this blog.

I vow to uphold the Spirit of Stonewall,
the Destruction of the Closet,
and the Celebration of the Body-
which bourgeois society has banished to the Valley of Shame.

Vows taken in 1983